Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Elmira College Freshman Christmas List:

By: Daniel Patrick Moriarity '14




1. One extra hour of sleep every night
2. A personal bathroom
3. An A on my writing portfolio
4. $60 more on my meal card
5. No more lab…ever
6. 20 hours of community service coupon
7. 5 homework passes
8. A reserved parking spot next to my dorm
9. More novelty shirts
10. For my Freshman Writing class to be cancelled…all next term

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