By: Sarah Schwadron '14(Some of these apply specifically to Elmira College, some to all college students)
- Call Home to ask How Everything is—I need money.
- Cup of Coffee—Five shots of espresso, plus an energy drink.
- Freshman Writing Stinks!—I don’t want to write another paper in all of my life.
- I just made something really delicious in the microwave!!—Back away, fast. And don’t eat it.
- I’m going to head over to towers tonight—I don’t want to write a paper, so I’m going to go party.
- I’m going to clean up my room—I’m going to put some shoes away and then wind up on facebook for the next two hours.
- Laundry Day—Put clothes in the washing machine and leave them there until someone transfers them for you.
- Let’s walk to the supermarket—I don’t have a car, but I need some stuff, and I don’t want to walk by myself.
- Read a Book—Fall asleep
- Sunday—Day of Sleeping until dinner time.
- Take a Nap—Write a paper.
- Take a Shower—Spend half an hour in the bathroom rocking out to music
- Watch TV/Movie—Take a nap.
- Writing a Paper—I’m going to open up a Microsoft Document and type in the MLA heading, then fool around on face book for the next three hours.
More to come.
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